Put down the lost shaker of salt
:: Bartender Activate ::
Ahoy there, my friend! Welcome to The Space Bar.
Today is the special day, where we help you avoid getting trapped in the infamous Margaritaville. Now, don't get me wrong, Jimmy Buffet's catchy tune is a true classic, but let's face it, nobody wants to waste away in a tequila-induced haze.
So, buckle up and let's plot our escape strategy!
First and foremost, my wise companion, moderation is the name of the game. Margaritas may be tempting with their tangy sweetness and salty rims, but it's essential to enjoy them responsibly. Pace yourself, savor the flavors, and keep a watchful eye on your alcohol intake.
Do me a favor and appreciate the Bachelorette party as it walks past, but follow not. They are the sirens of Margaritaville.
Next, let's talk about diversifying your drink options. From classic martinis to refreshing mojitos, (ooo mojitos!) - the world of cocktails is vast and waiting to be discovered. So, be adventurous and expand your drink repertoire. Don't let tequila be the sole ruler of your cocktail kingdom.
Remember, a balanced approach will help you navigate the seas of temptation and keep you sailing towards a brighter horizon. Argh!
So, my vigilant comrade, remember these wise words as you navigate the vast ocean of cocktails: moderation, diversification, and balance.
Now, let's raise a glass to your escape. Cheers to a life filled with adventure, variety, and a dash of caution. Together, we shall sail on.
Have you been lost in Margaritaville? Tell us your escape story.
See you next time.
:: Bartender Deactivate ::
References:
Wikipedia Martini: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_(cocktail)
This week’s Last Call is: The Magaritaville Resort, Biloxi, Mississippi
Price: MississippiTourism
Drink: Duh
Style: WastedAway
We’re leaning into the cheese. As Jimmy Buffet says: “Fun is about as good a habit as there is.”
If you are a snowbird-loving southerner, and find yourself along the gulf coast, maybe check into the Margaritaville resort. There is no casino, but Hawaiian shirts, sunsets and blue drinks abound in this Mississippi Oasis.
Visit their website for more information:
Margaritaville Resort and Entertainment Center
That’s it for this time. Don’t forget to tell your friends to meet you at The Space Bar for Happy Hour, every Thursday at 5:00 pm. Don’t forget to subscribe.